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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1325 on: January 21, 2010, 08:15:56 AM »
Great thread, it's like a virtual drive through Forest Lawn*

*No offense intended for people who live in Forest Lawn, I think you'll understand.

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1326 on: January 21, 2010, 08:29:51 AM »
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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1327 on: January 22, 2010, 01:47:24 AM »
^^ Wow ... Straight from Fast 'n' Furious : slammed Civic with ricy spoiler. Yep. Pprobably was on his way for more NOZZZZZZ  :o

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1328 on: January 22, 2010, 06:22:23 AM »
^^ Hmm reminds me of the Civic that was tailgating me, and honking his horn since a bus was blocking the other lane,  And of course I couldn't speed up if I wanted too because there was a car in front of me.

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1329 on: January 22, 2010, 06:33:06 AM »
^^ Hmm reminds me of the Civic that was tailgating me, and honking his horn since a bus was blocking the other lane,  And of course I couldn't speed up if I wanted too because there was a car in front of me.

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1330 on: January 22, 2010, 07:39:57 AM »
^^ Hmm reminds me of the Civic that was tailgating me, and honking his horn since a bus was blocking the other lane,  And of course I couldn't speed up if I wanted too because there was a car in front of me.

Ever consider that he could've been honking at the whole "failure to keep right" group?  Ie. not just you but also the people in front of you?

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1331 on: January 22, 2010, 04:54:26 PM »

Ever consider that he could've been honking at the whole "failure to keep right" group?  Ie. not just you but also the people in front of you?

I don't see why he should.  It was in city limits, bus was in the middle lane (of 3) I was in left of course, and I'm in the middle of the bus lengthwise so I can't do anything.  Only thing I would see justified is somebody dying. but seeing it was a slammed civic, I instantly labled him as oucheday  :P  AFAIK the right lane was clear.  The high point is I had a awesome day at lake louise boarding that day.

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1332 on: January 22, 2010, 09:05:43 PM »

I don't see why he should.  It was in city limits, bus was in the middle lane (of 3) I was in left of course, and I'm in the middle of the bus lengthwise so I can't do anything.  Only thing I would see justified is somebody dying. but seeing it was a slammed civic, I instantly labled him as oucheday  :P  AFAIK the right lane was clear.  The high point is I had a awesome day at lake louise boarding that day.

So you're saying people should pass on the right?

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1333 on: January 22, 2010, 09:44:01 PM »
So you're saying people should pass on the right?

I would say be proactive on your drive, you can't change traffic patterns but you can work you way around them.

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1334 on: January 26, 2010, 08:13:26 PM »
Ever consider that he could've been honking at the whole "failure to keep right" group?  Ie. not just you but also the people in front of you?

Ever consider he may have been on a two-lane street? 'Keeping right' is for highways. ;)
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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1335 on: January 26, 2010, 09:42:37 PM »
Ever consider that he could've been honking at the whole "failure to keep right" group?  Ie. not just you but also the people in front of you?

Ever consider he may have been on a two-lane street? 'Keeping right' is for highways. ;)
Pretty sure he stated there was 3 lanes..
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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1336 on: January 28, 2010, 10:24:20 PM »
Not mine, but too good not to pass on. Errr... too bad not to pass on?

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1337 on: January 29, 2010, 07:31:25 AM »
why?  poor lexus.. a roof kit?  Never seen that before.  I've actually never thought of the 1986 Chrysler Lebaron as a shining beacon, a paragon if you will, of automotive design.  It appears to me that this poor gent has.  The only thing he's missing is the paint needs to be a little more burgandy. 

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1338 on: January 29, 2010, 07:38:43 AM »
Can't quite read the vanity plate on that molested Lexus, but I'm sure it's just as tasteful as the spokes and pleather roof.

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1339 on: January 29, 2010, 09:18:48 AM »
What he really needs is some wood panels.

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1340 on: January 29, 2010, 09:38:09 AM »
What he really needs is some wood panels.

Or a Continental Kit on the trunk for the spare tire.
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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1341 on: January 29, 2010, 12:19:00 PM »
What he really needs is some wood panels.

Or a Continental Kit on the trunk for the spare tire.

Or a bullet
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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1342 on: January 29, 2010, 12:22:09 PM »
What he really needs is some wood panels.

Or a Continental Kit on the trunk for the spare tire.

Or a bullet

Or bullet hole stickers for that gangsta' look.
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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1343 on: January 29, 2010, 12:30:38 PM »
I think the plate says "DUKE LUKE" or "DUKE UKE" ?  Continental kit is a great suggestion
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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1344 on: January 29, 2010, 03:30:20 PM »


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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1345 on: January 29, 2010, 03:58:56 PM »
hawt

when did chopstix get a second x? should have just gone for the triple. ladies would be all over that.

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« Reply #1346 on: January 29, 2010, 04:20:30 PM »
hawt

when did chopstix get a second x? should have just gone for the triple. ladies would be all over that.

It's a different chopstix. :P

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1347 on: January 29, 2010, 06:03:53 PM »
^That looks tons better than that lexus!

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Re: The Point and Laugh Thread (Aka. Ricers are funny)
« Reply #1348 on: February 11, 2010, 02:58:33 PM »

On a totally unrelated note - what grill is that? Grillcraft?
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