Just gonna bump this up for some proof that they're not all bad.
This fumoto has been on the car for ~2.5yrs, since the very first oil change on my car.
2 winters, 3ish summers. Tons of autox's and more than a few 12hr drives, so I'm sure that oil pan got plenty hot.
Perfect seal. The only oil on the gasket is from the valve coming out, and oil obviously draining out.