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Douchebag season has begun
« on: May 29, 2012, 01:47:35 PM »
I know the STI stands out and attracts attention but I had 3 different people try to race me/crash into me yesterday.

The first was some old (late 90s) truck with custom green paint that took off like a bat out of hell from a light as soon as it went green, and then threw the shocker symbol out the window. We were driving to another red light.

The second was an RSX that redlined their engine in neutral as they went by me in the opposite direction. I was stopped at a red light at the time.

The final specimen was a neon that almost took my front end off as he tried to dart in front of me to avoid a slower moving vehicle in his lane. To his credit, he did shoulder check, when he was already in the lane. The pass was so close, I'd be pissed if I was in a chumpcar. The d-bag promptly got stuck behind some other cars.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM »
lol i thought this was going to mention something about ed hardy
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2012, 01:52:08 PM »
Lol the shocker symbol, just the thought of that makes me laugh haha, he probably felt like such a cool-dude throwin' that up - JDM as fuqq yo!

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2012, 02:34:49 PM »
I noticed that since I took the STI out for the summer, that the odd time I drive it to work no one lets me in when merging or needing to change lanes during rush hour.

When I drive the blandmobile wagon, I never have a problem, it's like my big wing and meaty stance just look like a giant v-sign to other drivers...
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2012, 02:42:30 PM »
V-sign, victory? I've noticed the same thing. People will move to block me in the STI while in the Miata, they give lots of space.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2012, 02:47:18 PM »
I used to drive Subaru's.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2012, 02:49:07 PM »
Ah, the Queen's "go uckfay yourself" symbol, got it.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2012, 03:56:12 PM »
People will move to block me in the STI while in the Miata, they give lots of space.

That's 'cause in the Miata, they subconsciously think they are letting in a chick. :P

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2012, 04:20:54 PM »
That cause in the Miata, they subconsciously think they are letting in a chick. :P

you beat me to that one...... :o

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2012, 04:36:47 PM »
I'm sick of these dudes too. Pull up to light the other day and across from me sits a Sunfire with mad decals bro and probably a fart can axle back with matching blue lights and Canadian tire fender scoops.
He was at his light first, as I pull up he instantly changes his driving position to 'Layyyyd back' then proceeds to rev the isspay out of it.
I'm now laughing my assay off and continue to as he drops it back into drive and peels out staring at me like a badass.
You sir are a piece of uckfay, stfu and get out of my sight.
I'm sure he wanted me to turn around and race or something.

Also keep running into a 780 tuners loser(i know cos he has sweet stickers yo)in a Caliber who I occasionally see in St Albert. Every time this uckfayer spots me he's instantly weaving through traffic to catch up or reving at a light.
You can see I have a child in the back seat you piece of itshay, just because my wheels are green doesn't mean I'm down with endangering other motorists.

Dam it Amby, ya got me wound up over these douches again!
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2012, 04:44:20 PM »
That's 'cause in the Miata, they subconsciously think they are letting in a chick. :P

Probably more to do with the cage and the fact the car always sounds like it's going to explode into a fireball. That and they think a chick is driving, lol.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2012, 09:30:16 PM »
Thats whats great about driving a Legacy Wagon, no one bothers me  ^-^

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2012, 10:11:49 AM »
Yesterday,

Newer Civic, Genesis and a RSX tried tailing me, whipping out around and launching at lights. All in rush hour going down 32nd ave, Bravo people you beat me to the next car.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2012, 10:31:54 AM »
i just wait till one of these douchebags tries to tail me around an exit ramp....problem solved. 

they wont even come close after that

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2012, 10:49:03 AM »
Last night. Cobalt SS on 16th Ave.

Nobody was impressed when you cutoff multiple cars so you could sit next to me at a light. I could not see you through your heavily tinted windows, but I bet you were really happy with yourself when you revved your engine and took off. Its too bad I dont street race or I could have kept you company when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

I hope he saw the whole thing.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2012, 10:55:40 AM »
No ironing board=no douchebags...it's pretty nice to not be hassled.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2012, 10:56:27 AM »
Yea i must say i dont get any hassle in the wrx.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2012, 11:08:54 AM »
that's because no one notices mazda 3s
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2012, 11:28:43 AM »
Just yesterday I was at the lights on country hills at the 7-11 and some assay clown in a 19...pos..something neon pulled up next to me did the whole lean back, window down, rev the itshay out of his car.  Now the real amusing part is once the light turned green I was about 1 to 1 1/2 car lengths ahead of him driving normally or even slower then normal since I am still in the break in period of the car and sitting around 1335kms only.  Then he caught up to me at the country hills/shag intersection and screamed something dropped his clutch jerked his car almost stalled it then attempted to take off like a boss as I just had the :o on my face the whole time.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2012, 12:12:15 PM »
I'm sick of these dudes too. Pull up to light the other day and across from me sits a Sunfire with mad decals bro and probably a fart can axle back with matching blue lights and Canadian tire fender scoops.
He was at his light first, as I pull up he instantly changes his driving position to 'Layyyyd back' then proceeds to rev the isspay out of it.
I'm now laughing my assay off and continue to as he drops it back into drive and peels out staring at me like a badass.
You sir are a piece of uckfay, stfu and get out of my sight.
I'm sure he wanted me to turn around and race or something.

Also keep running into a 780 tuners loser(i know cos he has sweet stickers yo)in a Caliber who I occasionally see in St Albert. Every time this uckfayer spots me he's instantly weaving through traffic to catch up or reving at a light.
You can see I have a child in the back seat you piece of itshay, just because my wheels are green doesn't mean I'm down with endangering other motorists.

Dam it Amby, ya got me wound up over these douches again!

Hey man is that caliber black with tint and you can just see the outline of the person driving and his pillar pod? Guy tired raving me on hwy 2 out of st a he ' let me ' catch up to him by slowing down while I was in the fast lane and then proceeded to match speed rev up slow down rev up slow down match speed for 2 minutes then romp on it. The wife and I just laughed he didn't even look over once, if your going to start something atleast look at the person cause it just looks like your toying with yourself
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2012, 03:33:12 PM »
Yeah dude! Pretty sure that uckfayer lives in your town!
Think I'm gonna get some custom 'Douchebag' stickers made for when I see these fools in a parking lot!
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2012, 04:04:05 PM »
Lmfao or get some made that say ' I'm so happy I can't even drive straight <3 '
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2012, 04:09:21 PM »
^^ sticker fail.. You all know what I'm saying
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2012, 04:57:33 PM »
Lmfao or get some made that say ' I'm so happy I can't even drive straight <3 '

Ya that's not very funny at all.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2012, 05:13:31 PM »
This one would be pretty funny.

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