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Offline BuzSTid

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #400 on: February 09, 2015, 01:26:11 PM »
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #401 on: March 10, 2015, 10:34:07 AM »
I was sitting at a light waiting to turn left when a truck pulls up next to me, spits on my window and then turns right... This is 2 days after I got my gc8.. :-\

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #402 on: March 10, 2015, 10:57:06 AM »
Yeah just pulled over to the parking lot and washed it off..still makes me mad that someone's trashy enough to do that Tho

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #403 on: March 10, 2015, 11:08:44 AM »
That would make me rage. You just gotta control yourself and not react. Best to buy a dash cam for situations like that.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #404 on: March 10, 2015, 11:14:47 AM »
I have one but it's not very good, wouldn't have caught him anyways as he was to the right of me

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #405 on: March 10, 2015, 11:18:32 AM »
Long time ago I was on Deerfoot and this dude was weaving in & out of traffic - at one point passed a guy on the right in the shoulder lane. This was on the straight road NB Deerfoot just after Calf Robe bridge.

Anyways, seeing this dumbass - I turned my dashcam and gave him a quick beep, as I pointed to the dashcam.. (thinking in my mind) "hey buddy, keep driving like a oucheday - I'll forward this clip onto the cops!!"   ---- He got ENRAGED rolled his window down .. the dude literally went ballistic was jerking his wheel like he was going to run me off the road. THEN, he leans to SPIT out his window.

100km/h Deerfoot + spitting out the window = spit comes back on your own face.  I still laugh thinking about this fool haha.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #406 on: March 10, 2015, 03:48:11 PM »
Long time ago I was on Deerfoot and this dude was weaving in & out of traffic - at one point passed a guy on the right in the shoulder lane. This was on the straight road NB Deerfoot just after Calf Robe bridge.

Anyways, seeing this dumbass - I turned my dashcam and gave him a quick beep, as I pointed to the dashcam.. (thinking in my mind) "hey buddy, keep driving like a oucheday - I'll forward this clip onto the cops!!"   ---- He got ENRAGED rolled his window down .. the dude literally went ballistic was jerking his wheel like he was going to run me off the road. THEN, he leans to SPIT out his window.

100km/h Deerfoot + spitting out the window = spit comes back on your own face.  I still laugh thinking about this fool haha.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #407 on: March 10, 2015, 10:27:41 PM »
I drove like a oucheday tonight. I... I think I liked it.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #408 on: March 11, 2015, 02:36:07 AM »
I drove like a oucheday tonight. I... I think I liked it.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #409 on: March 11, 2015, 11:57:49 PM »
Frickin' cyclists...  I roll up to a 4-way stop.  I full stop.

Pack of cyclists roll up, they slow down but don't stop. 

Fine.. I start moving.  Splits up the pack *and* I get yelled at.  Lulz.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #410 on: March 12, 2015, 09:32:47 AM »
Frickin' cyclists...  I roll up to a 4-way stop.  I full stop.

Pack of cyclists roll up, they slow down but don't stop. 

Fine.. I start moving.  Splits up the pack *and* I get yelled at.  Lulz.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #411 on: March 12, 2015, 10:41:11 AM »
Last time I was in Banff, I was headed East towards Banff Ave to turn left, and I had a solid green light. And what do you know, there's 6 people crossing the road straight in front of me (in the "don't walk" direction). So I gave them a taste of my 4 Hella Supertones and one of the girls jumped about 2 feet in the air. I felt like justice was served. Pedestrians can be douches too.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #412 on: March 13, 2015, 10:58:40 PM »
There a whole lot of shining examples of this today with the warm weather. Whyte Ave is a sea of guys showing the world how tiny their penises are.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #413 on: April 22, 2015, 10:00:56 PM »
Diesel truck vs BMW - Who's the bigger oucheday... (I think the truck wins)
Special appearances: A Honda that lacks confidence and cannot change lanes and a blue dodge that gets scared of the truck and begins to reverse at the stop sign.

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :o


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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #414 on: April 23, 2015, 09:01:01 AM »
Diesel truck vs BMW - Who's the bigger oucheday... (I think the truck wins)
Special appearances: A Honda that lacks confidence and cannot change lanes and a blue dodge that gets scared of the truck and begins to reverse at the stop sign.

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :o

There's just something about these coal rolling trucks that really pisses me off. And swerving through traffic in a dually is ridiculous. I'm sure the handling isn't as good as the jackass behind the wheel thinks it is.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #415 on: April 23, 2015, 09:18:01 AM »
There's just something about these coal rolling trucks that really pisses me off. And swerving through traffic in a dually is ridiculous. I'm sure the handling isn't as good as the jackass behind the wheel thinks it is.

Ive had someone roll coal into my car on purpose because i had my window down and was beside him at the light, they have no respect what so ever.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #416 on: April 23, 2015, 09:21:30 AM »
Yup, there's a lot of cars with their windows open and I think he was doing it on purpose to them all :(
You can really see at the beginning the cars stopped at the red light..

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #417 on: April 23, 2015, 08:53:42 PM »
Oh Edmonton. The city where drunk uckfayers will hold up traffic so they can cross the street. At a green light. With their pants falling down.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #418 on: April 23, 2015, 10:59:00 PM »
Oh Edmonton. The city where drunk uckfayers will hold up traffic so they can cross the street. At a green light. With their pants falling down.

Ohh, look at the big fancy lawyer man with his belt and his tailored pants and his scathing sobriety!! Well la ti da Mr. Fancy Britches.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #419 on: April 24, 2015, 08:23:44 AM »
Oh Edmonton. The city where drunk uckfayers will hold up traffic so they can cross the street. At a green light. With their pants falling down.


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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #420 on: April 29, 2015, 09:16:05 AM »
Wow, this was perhaps the douchiest red light running I've seen in a long time.

Light goes yellow. First car completes their left turn. Second car runs it, and it turns to red as they make it around. The crosswalk light changes to green. Mr. McCuntbag Mercedes, from a full stop, starts his left turn.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #421 on: April 29, 2015, 12:18:42 PM »
Wow, this was perhaps the douchiest red light running I've seen in a long time.

Light goes yellow. First car completes their left turn. Second car runs it, and it turns to red as they make it around. The crosswalk light changes to green. Mr. McCuntbag Mercedes, from a full stop, starts his left turn.

I kind of had the same thing last night.  Truck waiting to turn left.  Light turns yellow.  People the other way run it.  Truck finally gets to clear out.  Then guy behind him (who is behind the stop line and is stopped) decides to go as my advance starts.  I am done with this at this intersection by my house. I crept forward a bit but didn't cross my stop line and just hooked at the guy when he locked eyes with me.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #422 on: April 29, 2015, 10:52:15 PM »
Ive had someone roll coal into my car on purpose because i had my window down and was beside him at the light, they have no respect what so ever.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #423 on: April 30, 2015, 07:32:46 AM »
they also usually wear Affliction t-shirts.
because trained in MMA.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #424 on: April 30, 2015, 05:17:02 PM »
they also usually wear Affliction t-shirts.
because trained in MMA.

Yeah maybe in the super-ultra-heavy-weight class, sponsored by Tim Hortons.