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Offline RedBimmer93

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #425 on: May 19, 2015, 03:59:29 PM »
Driving home from BC on the May long weekend....... can't do it without seeing at least 1 or 2 head-on collisions almost happen :-X

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #426 on: May 21, 2015, 10:22:00 AM »
Having driven the QE2 several times over the last two days I'm astounded at the amount of tire tracks which skid off sideways into the muddy/rain softened grass centre strip (I would hazard there were hundreds). This is all pretty fresh stuff which makes me wonder how exciting the May long weekend really was for emergency responders.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #427 on: May 21, 2015, 01:29:26 PM »
Guy on the commute this morning.... New camaro ahead of me, driving like a tool, riding his clutch, tailgating, etc... he gets sort of cut off by a diesel truck turning onto the street... pretty minor though, nothing scary.

Camaro guy gets mad, romps throttle, goes into left lane to go around, loses back end, crashes into center median, involuntary rear camber adjustment accomplished.

Best part: truck pulls over ahead of Camaro guy (I'm thinking wow.. nice guy to see if he's ok)  Truck stops, finger goes out the window, truck guy rolls coal and drives away.

Coffee ended up on my windshield by way of my nose.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #428 on: May 22, 2015, 07:53:11 AM »
Guy on the commute this morning.... New camaro ahead of me, driving like a tool, riding his clutch, tailgating, etc... he gets sort of cut off by a diesel truck turning onto the street... pretty minor though, nothing scary.

Camaro guy gets mad, romps throttle, goes into left lane to go around, loses back end, crashes into center median, involuntary rear camber adjustment accomplished.

Best part: truck pulls over ahead of Camaro guy (I'm thinking wow.. nice guy to see if he's ok)  Truck stops, finger goes out the window, truck guy rolls coal and drives away.

Coffee ended up on my windshield by way of my nose.

Oh the hilarity.

Damn you for not owning a dash cam! That is an amazing thing to witness.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #429 on: May 22, 2015, 09:45:31 AM »
Kinda douchebag, kinda funny thing happened last night.

Went out with a friend last night to do some light wheeling, coming down a dirt road on the way back we spot a car on the crest of a hill stopped in the middle of the road.  Coming closer it was a Honda Accord sedan...sitting...on a dirt road.  Rolled up on it as we passed looked over and it was some high school kid uckfaying his girlfriend in the passenger seat parked in the middle of the road!

WTF man.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #430 on: May 22, 2015, 09:56:09 AM »
Kinda douchebag, kinda funny thing happened last night.

Went out with a friend last night to do some light wheeling, coming down a dirt road on the way back we spot a car on the crest of a hill stopped in the middle of the road.  Coming closer it was a Honda Accord sedan...sitting...on a dirt road.  Rolled up on it as we passed looked over and it was some high school kid uckfaying his girlfriend in the passenger seat parked in the middle of the road!

WTF man.

Did you give him the thumbs up?


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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #431 on: May 22, 2015, 10:16:49 AM »
I laughed pretty hard and we considered going back and putting the trucks on either side of the car and laying on the horn as a joke but decided not to bother them...
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #432 on: May 22, 2015, 10:24:32 AM »
Kinda douchebag, kinda funny thing happened last night.

Went out with a friend last night to do some light wheeling, coming down a dirt road on the way back we spot a car on the crest of a hill stopped in the middle of the road.  Coming closer it was a Honda Accord sedan...sitting...on a dirt road.  Rolled up on it as we passed looked over and it was some high school kid uckfaying his girlfriend in the passenger seat parked in the middle of the road!

WTF man.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #433 on: May 25, 2015, 07:45:10 PM »
Having driven the QE2 several times over the last two days I'm astounded at the amount of tire tracks which skid off sideways into the muddy/rain softened grass centre strip (I would hazard there were hundreds). This is all pretty fresh stuff which makes me wonder how exciting the May long weekend really was for emergency responders.

With all the high HP cars being made readily available to any average driver, who for all we know, have no idea what they're doing behind the wheel - it's no surprise.

400hp RWD everything. Errrrrrt boom crash.

And the same idiots say the FRS is under powered...embarrassing since they should be probably starting off with what they're calling a "girls" car in the first place. Respect the power!




OR, it was just drift practice on the way to drift practice...I can't wait to go again and watch. As well the Amateur/Pro Am. Or general shenanigans on the way to street legals.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #434 on: June 09, 2015, 04:40:55 PM »
Edmonton drivers at its finest

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #435 on: June 09, 2015, 08:17:55 PM »
Edmonton drivers at its finest


I love how he not only stops/paused after he backed up and hit the bike. He reversed over it afterwards. Jeez

Good thing guy on the bike is okay.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #436 on: June 09, 2015, 11:05:44 PM »
Wow, I can't stop watching that. Did he seriously not do that on purpose? How is that even possible?!

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #437 on: June 10, 2015, 07:40:22 AM »
Wow, I can't stop watching that. Did he seriously not do that on purpose? How is that even possible?!

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #438 on: June 10, 2015, 09:12:37 AM »
Another day, another moron running a red light. This one may take the cake though. The light went yellow. A person completed their left turn as they should. The crosswalk light changes. I start walking. That's when someone decided to go through the intersection, from a total stop mind you. I threw up my hands with the "wtf" sign and the fat skid mark got upset. Go figure.

I'm actually considering calling the city and suggesting they put a red light camera there. It's right by a damn hospital, yet people will regularly run it.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #439 on: June 12, 2015, 09:55:41 AM »
Anyone know this guy? A buddy of mine posted this on FB this morning.

"If anyone knows this car and it's owner. I was doing the speed limit and had a car in front of me. He Passed me on the shoulder in a construction zone and cut me off. Sprayed my civic with rocks I have at least one Crack in the windshield and have to inspect paint. If you know him feel free to punch him in the face. Also if I find any chips in the paint I will be going to the police and they can get a hold of him for insurance information. uckfaying retard"

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #440 on: June 12, 2015, 12:41:49 PM »
Anyone know this guy? A buddy of mine posted this on FB this morning.

"If anyone knows this car and it's owner. I was doing the speed limit and had a car in front of me. He Passed me on the shoulder in a construction zone and cut me off. Sprayed my civic with rocks I have at least one Crack in the windshield and have to inspect paint. If you know him feel free to punch him in the face. Also if I find any chips in the paint I will be going to the police and they can get a hold of him for insurance information. uckfaying retard"

This is why everyone should have a dash cam, because a picture doesn't really prove anything.
I feel like I've seen this car before, but do not know who it is.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #441 on: June 13, 2015, 10:40:22 PM »
Diesel truck drivers are the biggest knobs in Edmonton.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #442 on: June 14, 2015, 10:04:29 AM »
Diesel truck drivers are the biggest knobs in Edmonton.

I think that's what you mean.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #443 on: June 14, 2015, 03:06:27 PM »
9 times out of 10, when some cockgobbler wants to race me down Whyte, he's driving a diesel truck. It must be difficult working in the patch with a micropenis.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #444 on: June 14, 2015, 10:53:59 PM »
I love ricer drive bys with an ewg. Thanks Toyota what ever guy, I had to watch Buffy in mono tonight.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #445 on: June 16, 2015, 02:12:44 PM »
Most recent QE2 douchebaggery.

Coming up on accident in slow lane. See traffic start to move over and slow. I match fast lane speed(now 30kmh). Dumb old bag purposely blocks me out in an attempt to... prevent me from being one car ahead.

Naturally I edge my nose in while she does her best to stay inches from my door. I give her a courtesy wave once fully in the lane and she flips me off. I then see her stupid face 5 more times on the trip because she doesn't use cruise control.


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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #446 on: June 16, 2015, 02:38:10 PM »
At least she's old and thus will die soon.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #447 on: June 17, 2015, 10:44:37 AM »
This guy... weaving through traffic, cutting across 3 lanes at a time on deerfoot, loud muffler on a base model lancer... what a oucheday. I hope his bro in the passenger seat was impressed by his race car driver moves.


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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #448 on: June 18, 2015, 10:04:01 AM »

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #449 on: June 18, 2015, 01:50:37 PM »
yesterday guy in black S4... He saw me coming out from Shell gas station... I saw his look, and I told my wife this guy want to race... She was no way.. how do you know...
he was driving like 40, so I can pass him, then he pass next to me over 100km/h... I was "I told you so"...  ;D