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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #450 on: June 25, 2015, 08:58:10 AM »
had a dipshit on a crotch rocket try to egg me into a street race on the Deerfoot last night.
I used to think BMW owners were the biggest uckyfay on the street, but they're mild compared to motorcycle owners.

seriously, do all people go full retard the second they get on a bike? dude was revving the itshay out of his gixxer next to me, with literally 6-7 car lengths in front of him to get fast and furious with. pretty sure he saw me laughing at him, he proceeded to accelerate up to 150-160, buzzing mirrors as he went between cars and weaved through traffic like no laws existed.

really need to get a dash cam. I didn't catch the uckyfay's plate number, or he would have been called in.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #451 on: July 10, 2015, 06:50:18 AM »
Black foot closed this morning.

Who crashed their JDM Subaru?

Just speculating...

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #452 on: July 17, 2015, 08:37:32 AM »
I'm quite convinced that Edmonton is Canada's Australia; the place where the rest of the country sends their unwanted. That's really the only explanation I have for the retarded itshay I see on a regular basis. These people must be the inbred off-spring of society's dregs. For the second time, I saw someone come to a complete stop at a red light, only to start turning left when the crosswalk light changed and perpendicular traffic had the green light. I saw another itshay stain ride their bike across traffic, forcing an SUV to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting the waste of semen.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #453 on: July 17, 2015, 09:24:43 AM »
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #454 on: July 17, 2015, 09:45:10 AM »
Not these sperm. They should have died on the stained mattress they were presumably released on.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #455 on: July 17, 2015, 11:58:51 AM »
I saw another itshay stain ride their bike across traffic, forcing an SUV to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting the waste of semen.
Cyclists who think the rules of the road don't apply to them.



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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #456 on: July 17, 2015, 01:35:47 PM »
This guy just went from sidewalk, to road, when the crosswalk was showing a "do not walk" sign, and traffic had a green light.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #457 on: July 17, 2015, 02:05:15 PM »
I love when cyclists come to a red light, bike up to the front of the cars then cut in front of you and move back in the middle of the lane,... then do it at the next light.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #458 on: July 20, 2015, 07:36:45 AM »
I wish I had a dash cam for this one! So I'm cruising along Metis Trail approaching the ramp to Stoney Trail a few hundred metres away. I see a truck hauling assay in my mirror and as it gets closer I realize its an F550 dually LIMO (WTF) probably going about 120-130 Km/h in the 60 zone, pumping out black smoke. Then this guy takes the ramp onto Stoney at full speed. He took the first exit off Stoney onto Deerfoot and by the time I got on Deerfoot he was nowhere in sight!

Why are so many limo drivers scum? Also, it was quite easy to find a pic of the limo since the back window had a massive XLIMO.CA sticker on it.


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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #459 on: July 20, 2015, 08:47:44 PM »
I wish I had a dash cam for this one! So I'm cruising along Metis Trail approaching the ramp to Stoney Trail a few hundred metres away. I see a truck hauling assay in my mirror and as it gets closer I realize its an F550 dually LIMO (WTF) probably going about 120-130 Km/h in the 60 zone, pumping out black smoke. Then this guy takes the ramp onto Stoney at full speed. He took the first exit off Stoney onto Deerfoot and by the time I got on Deerfoot he was nowhere in sight!

Why are so many limo drivers scum? Also, it was quite easy to find a pic of the limo since the back window had a massive XLIMO.CA sticker on it.

Limo coal roller? That takes the cake right there.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #460 on: July 23, 2015, 02:20:22 PM »
Almost got run off the road by some dumb itchbay in a minivan. She pulled out of a parking lot wide as itshay, into the Centre Lane, I was in the right hand Lane and she stayed in the middle Lane long enough I didn't think she was gonna be retarded. But then she Was retarded and just immediately started coming into my lane so she could turn right, while I was coming up in the lane, no signal, nothing. Had to lay on my horn, probably came less than and inch away from the curb. Should have stopped and reamed her out because it was either get side swiped or go onto the curb and risk hitting someone.

Had my windows down and heard people yelling at her, cussing her out. So as long as the fear was put in her. Still though. Smarten up.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #461 on: August 06, 2015, 11:33:35 PM »
Edmonton drivers so dumb...

His lane is ending..  he's not signalling, so I had no idea wtf he's doing.  Then he slows down and starts to drift over, eventually coming to a stop.  PT cruiser behind him slammed on the brakes and rear ended him.  NBD..  he didn't even notice.



Dumbass in a Macan stops, see me coming, yet still turns.

They're going to park their car over there. You're going to park your car over here. Get it?

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #462 on: August 07, 2015, 12:13:06 AM »
Guy in the truck looks like he tinted his tail lights, can barely see the brake light. Which is probably why the PT cruiser didn't notice to stop in time.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #463 on: August 07, 2015, 08:27:12 AM »
Dumbass in a Macan stops, see me coming, yet still turns.

I see this all the time when I drive in Edmonton... well, at least to the point when they are threatening to turn. (they don't always actually turn :P)

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #464 on: August 07, 2015, 09:09:21 AM »
Terrible drivers.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #465 on: August 07, 2015, 10:03:36 AM »
Edmonton drivers so dumb...

His lane is ending..  he's not signalling, so I had no idea wtf he's doing.  Then he slows down and starts to drift over, eventually coming to a stop.  PT cruiser behind him slammed on the brakes and rear ended him.  NBD..  he didn't even notice.



Dumbass in a Macan stops, see me coming, yet still turns.



FYI that Macan did not stop. Slowing down to a crawl is not a stop.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #466 on: August 08, 2015, 03:32:43 PM »
I can't wait to move away from the university area.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #467 on: October 22, 2015, 07:37:45 PM »
Are SRT-8 owners naturally oucheday bags, or is it something they become due to the truck?
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #468 on: October 22, 2015, 08:54:21 PM »
Are SRT-8 owners naturally oucheday bags, or is it something they become due to the truck?

They were born douchebags, and the SRT-8 was designed for the douchebag market.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #469 on: October 23, 2015, 08:22:44 AM »
Are SRT-8 owners naturally oucheday bags, or is it something they become due to the truck?

Are we talking SRT-8 ram trucks or the jeeps?
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #470 on: October 23, 2015, 08:24:23 AM »
I was saving for a Jeep SRT-8 before I discovered Subaru  :'( hahah

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #471 on: October 23, 2015, 08:29:53 AM »
I was saving for a Jeep SRT-8 before I discovered Subaru  :'( hahah

They're straight line vehicles, the 6.4L with leather everything and so much space. I would want one too :P Just don't try and evasive maneuvers, they have a tendancy to blow out the tire with the weight transfer, making it about as stable as the the Ford Exploders with the Firestone debacle.

The Ram SRT-8s, seem like the people who buy them regret it and want to buy a Cummins.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #472 on: October 23, 2015, 08:31:30 AM »
Hellcat.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #473 on: October 23, 2015, 08:57:19 AM »
I was going to buy a 2011 Dodge Charger R/T AWD right before I found my Subaru...
Black exterior, red leather interior... but I got beat to it by some guy from Edmonton.  :'(

I have a thing for red leather interior... which is why I got the Spec B lol

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #474 on: November 13, 2015, 10:29:17 AM »
Everyone drives like a huge oucheday in LA. I'm surprised there aren't more accidents here.
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