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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #475 on: November 13, 2015, 10:34:02 AM »
Everyone drives like a huge oucheday in LA. I'm surprised there aren't more accidents here.

I bet you were being all touristy and signalling and letting people in.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #476 on: November 13, 2015, 10:39:56 AM »
I bet you were being all touristy Canadian and signalling and letting people in.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #477 on: November 13, 2015, 10:41:48 AM »
I bet you were being all touristy and signalling and letting people in.

Actually my dad was driving and he cut at least 10 people off on the way to the hotel. Good thing we have extra insurance coverage on the rental  8)
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #478 on: December 04, 2015, 10:10:39 PM »
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #479 on: December 04, 2015, 10:19:04 PM »
What the hell happened in here?

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #480 on: December 05, 2015, 01:43:45 AM »
What man put together, man can rend asunder and then also put it together sometimes what's all this left over stuff
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #481 on: March 01, 2016, 06:46:18 PM »
People are going full uckfaying retard today.

Watched a dumbass in a jacked up truck just decide to through a red light near century park station. He got tired of waiting his turn.

Another guy was so far forward he was ahead of the LRT arm.

Winners all over Edmonton now.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #482 on: March 02, 2016, 11:45:32 AM »
People are going full uckfaying retard today.

Watched a dumbass in a jacked up truck just decide to through a red light near century park station. He got tired of waiting his turn.

Another guy was so far forward he was ahead of the LRT arm.

Winners all over Edmonton now.

i see similar things on a daily basis in Calgary/Airdrie.  Last week I almost got t-boned by a dbag blowing a red light.  I am constantly using my horn to wake ppl up sleeping at the green light.  I never seem to notice ppl using signal lights anywhere.  Nobody understands what a stop line means.  Yet all these amazingly safe individuals are allowed to endanger our lives on a daily basis.........GO CANADA!!
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #483 on: March 02, 2016, 01:01:24 PM »
People are going full uckfaying retard today.

Watched a dumbass in a jacked up truck just decide to through a red light near century park station. He got tired of waiting his turn.

Another guy was so far forward he was ahead of the LRT arm.

Winners all over Edmonton now.

I was at a red light on 90th and 14th this morning at 6am.
One truck stopped at the red light. Waited for 30 seconds. Then decided to run it.
The truck behind him pulled up. Waited for 15 seconds. Then decided to run it.
The lights turned green 30 seconds later.

Why?

WHY?

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #484 on: March 02, 2016, 01:11:54 PM »
I was at a red light on 90th and 14th this morning at 6am.
One truck stopped at the red light. Waited for 30 seconds. Then decided to run it.
The truck behind him pulled up. Waited for 15 seconds. Then decided to run it.
The lights turned green 30 seconds later.

Why?

WHY?

because, truck
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #485 on: March 02, 2016, 03:29:05 PM »
Meanwhile, I get pulled over for window tint in an over-dramatic fashion - just missing the curb hopping. The vehicle driving to my side at the time I noticed a god damn cop car coming up my arse all lit up but no siren was a jacked up $80k+ super duty with window tint so that irked me even more.

He was originally turning left to go to Timmies I presume so it must have been a tough call - go to Timmies, or rip a U-Turn and pin it to 40+ over the speed limit to catch me (already half a kilometer away on my way home from said Timmies cruising along to my tunes at the speed limit) in a POS tax payer funded gas guzzling AWD Hemi Charger with interior made of recycled fisher price toys.

5th time pulled over in my JDM (blatant harassment), first pull-over where I go a ticket, and it being my first ever ticket in 5 years. I never paid attention to my car having window tint on the front windows because from inside it doesn't even seem like they are. Big derp on my part but never thought about it till now. Especially since all the previous times being pulled over they never said a thing. I'm scared to even drive now haha it's going to be hard to remove - no telling how long it's been tinted. Need a steam cleaner I heard.


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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #486 on: March 02, 2016, 03:36:09 PM »
times are tough lol musta needed it to help his quota, or has a pure hate-on for anything JDM, not unheard of.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #487 on: March 02, 2016, 03:37:31 PM »
OK let's not start with the allegations of a conspiracy against JDM vehicles.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #488 on: March 02, 2016, 03:42:12 PM »
With anything like this, it's 50/50. Some cops have a hard-on for JDMs, while others simply don't give a itshay.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #490 on: March 02, 2016, 04:08:41 PM »
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #491 on: March 02, 2016, 09:48:02 PM »
Is that an amendment?  :-X

Ah screw. Karma is after me as I am guilty of oucheday-bag behavior if oucheday-bag is a blanket term that seems to include normal male hormonal aggression, then I'll be damned if I do and damned if I don't. Entire generations of males castrated. Nail that sticks out gets hammered. Car is definitely undeniably ticket bait.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #492 on: March 03, 2016, 07:59:31 AM »
...K?
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #493 on: March 03, 2016, 08:07:58 AM »
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Hahah sorry Wegz good luck getting the tint off.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #494 on: May 23, 2016, 04:19:41 PM »
I guess the long weekend has people driving like retarded geriatric chimpanzees. Watched a guy sit in a left turning lane, with his right blinker on. He inches towards the line, promptly changes to his left blinker, and proceeds to turn left, while we're all stopped at a red. What the uckfay.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #495 on: May 24, 2016, 10:48:22 AM »
Yesterday I watched as two cars single file on my left stopped at a red light with me,  were on their phones.  When the advance left turn arrow turned on,  the lady in front ran the red and proceeded through the intersection.  The opposing traffic also had an advance green for left turns and they all had to jam on the brakes to miss her diving through.  Now I understand that mistakes happen,  and I'm glad this didn't result in anything bad happening....  but the oucheday int he Audi behind her,  saw the whole thing go down,  and he followed her through the red.  ???

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #496 on: May 24, 2016, 01:45:04 PM »
Yesterday I watched as two cars single file on my left stopped at a red light with me,  were on their phones.  When the advance left turn arrow turned on,  the lady in front ran the red and proceeded through the intersection.  The opposing traffic also had an advance green for left turns and they all had to jam on the brakes to miss her diving through.  Now I understand that mistakes happen,  and I'm glad this didn't result in anything bad happening....  but the oucheday int he Audi behind her,  saw the whole thing go down,  and he followed her through the red.  ???
I saw this happen once but with 4 cars following each other through a red light... I never really understood why but I bet they're each distracted half looking at their phones and relying on the vehicle ahead of them moving to make a decision before even consider if the light is green. It's a little ridiculous.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #497 on: May 30, 2016, 10:00:42 PM »
A blue last-gen model M3 passed me on Stoney this evening going well over 2 hundy. Like probably 250 Km/h. Scared the life out of me. I died for a few seconds. A ghost Suburban was a few minutes behind in quiet pursuit. Something tells me he's not gonna catch this guy. I've never been passed by someone going so fast. It was absolutely insane. I didn't see him coming cuz I was just cruising in the middle lane and it was like a sonic boom as he passed on the right. My heart was pounding.

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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #498 on: May 30, 2016, 10:39:08 PM »
That's the beauty of cops; they don't need to catch you. I hope the guy got a visit when he was at home.
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Re: Douchebag season has begun
« Reply #499 on: May 31, 2016, 10:57:49 AM »
A blue last-gen model M3 passed me on Stoney this evening going well over 2 hundy. Like probably 250 Km/h. Scared the life out of me. I died for a few seconds. A ghost Suburban was a few minutes behind in quiet pursuit. Something tells me he's not gonna catch this guy. I've never been passed by someone going so fast. It was absolutely insane. I didn't see him coming cuz I was just cruising in the middle lane and it was like a sonic boom as he passed on the right. My heart was pounding.

Not even in my ill spent youth did I drive that fast, and certainly not on populated roads. That guy is just begging to receive the Darwin award. Hopefully he doesn't take out someone innocent in the process.