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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2014, 10:52:58 am »
<+  Hurrbie> becuase ultimasshole

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2014, 06:42:02 pm »

Just awesome. I think "Jiz" is better. I'll ask the wife.

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2014, 09:59:03 pm »
Just awesome. I think "Jiz" is better. I'll ask the wife.

I knew you'd like Jiz
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2014, 07:05:35 am »
Jiz is one of the best things on the internet today.

Don't give it a name, flush it down the drain

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2014, 09:43:40 am »
Well done Matt. Her name is Jiz

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Jiz it is, no pun intended

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2014, 09:53:46 am »
LOL, a Satin White Pearl Foz named Jiz.. Didn't see that one coming.. no pun intended.  ;)

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2014, 10:03:20 am »
Jiz is one of the best things on the internet today.

Don't give it a name, flush it down the drain

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2014, 10:17:22 am »
LOL, a Satin White Pearl Foz named Jiz.. Didn't see that one coming.. no pun intended.  ;)
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2014, 10:19:32 am »
If the sea was vodka, and I was a duck.
I would swim to the bottom, and drink my way up.
But the sea isn't vodka, and I'm not a duck.
So give me the vodka, and stfu.
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2014, 03:54:56 pm »
LOL, a come White Foz named Jiz..

Fixed.

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2014, 03:59:44 pm »
Hahaha, jiz, hahaha
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2014, 05:17:59 pm »
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2014, 05:39:48 pm »
Is illmotion's sunday school where you learn about how Stance Jesus scraped for your sins?
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2014, 11:26:57 pm »
What man put together, man can rend asunder and then also put it together sometimes what's all this left over stuff
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2014, 07:25:49 am »
Okay, you guys need to step away from the GIF's

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2014, 09:35:20 pm »
3200 km and Jiz is downright dirty. Here's some photos of how far mud will fly up into the panels of a 2015 FXT...









The rubber strips at the base of the doors is a breeding ground for rust. It helps the mud and sand stay firmly against the painted surface. The plastic sill under the door has drain holes but they're not at the collection points - they're about 2" forward so the gunk just builds up when you're travelling at speed and it's unable to drain properly before it dries. The sills also have enough gap between front and rear door that the dirt is deflected from the rear door flat surface forwards into the panel void. One final point, the door panels drain into this rubber strip. Sheer. uckfaying. Genius.




And we have returned back to the old days of 02-05 WRX where we have a rubber seal resting against the rear fender front edge. These were full of mud and sand... resting between the rubber and the paint. More. Sheer. uckfaying. Genius. I'm blown away.


7 hours later; clean Jiz and Rokblok'd


If you drive your '14-15 FXT in the mud and you plan to keep it for a few years I suggest you give it a good going over every now and again.

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2014, 11:12:35 pm »
I completely agree, everytime I wash the car that spot is dirtier than the rest of the car!!
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2014, 05:51:04 am »
Subaru Calgary recently acknowledged that I have a noisier than usual CVT in my Foz. We went for a drive in a similar model and I could actually hear the engine and turbo. Awesome. Next time she's in town we're going to book in for a stethoscope inspection.

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2014, 08:25:31 am »
Yay for stock.
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2014, 08:31:09 am »
Yay for stock.
This may actually be the first lease car which I won't modify. Apart from mudflaps.

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2014, 08:57:27 am »
It's nice to see that Subaru still doesn't understand rust protection, even after the big step forward that was the revised GR rocker panel seam weld.

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jiz
« Reply #46 on: August 25, 2014, 12:16:07 pm »
After your previous comment regarding the buzzy CVT, I was a bit concerned, but have had no real cause to wish any form of painful death to the transmission on mine thus far.

This may actually be the first lease car which I won't modify. Apart from mudflaps.

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Re: Asstuna's Jiz
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2014, 04:41:13 pm »


Thanks for the tires yella.

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Re: Asstuna's Jiz
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2015, 04:33:45 pm »
...aaaaand we're back to all seasons at 18480 km. Boo. No more lording it over others when the snow flies.

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Re: Asstuna's Jiz
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2015, 09:25:10 pm »


You know, I was THIS close to posting that in here. You had to ruin it for me. I was being such a good boy.
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