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Should Asstuna save his wretched soul by attending Illmotions Sunday School?

He should remain a prude blasphemer!
6 (15.4%)
Yes, he should enter the first ever Canadian blown BRZ and save his SOUL!
15 (38.5%)
What the hell is an Asstuna?
11 (28.2%)
I don't care for these silly reindeer games..
7 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 24

Voting closed: August 10, 2014, 08:44:49 AM

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Offline e13tankbuster

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Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« on: July 11, 2014, 08:44:49 AM »
This poll is for comedic purposes only, and will have no legal implications or values.
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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 08:55:49 AM »
The Bee wasn't the first blown BRZ in Canada. It was possibly the first dyno'd Innovate SC on the west side of the country - that's about it. Can't even claim to be the first western install, just the first with proof of numbers.
Anyway, I think VEX will be entering the car.

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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 08:57:10 AM »
That's lame.
If the sea was vodka, and I was a duck.
I would swim to the bottom, and drink my way up.
But the sea isn't vodka, and I'm not a duck.
So give me the vodka, and stfu.
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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 09:00:29 AM »
Well gfy...
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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2014, 09:13:17 AM »
Is illmotion's sunday school where you learn about how Stance Jesus scraped for your sins?

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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2014, 09:31:34 AM »
I still don't know, nor want to know what Asstuna is...

Sounds like some sort of a twisted fetish.

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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2014, 09:41:29 AM »
Is illmotion's sunday school where you learn about how Stance Jesus scraped for your sins?
Am I the only one who finds this absolutely hilarious?

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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2014, 10:20:21 AM »
<--- GrantC's opinion:

"Assunta should enter the car show...

If, *and only if* there is no AutoX, Lapping, TimeAttack, Track day, TSD, or "Cruise to Banff with the wife" scheduled that day."

Driving >> polishing.  But it's a cool car to show off too.

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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2014, 10:23:49 AM »
Driving >> polishing.

Do you even know Asstuna?! 3 hours at last year's supermeet. 3 hours!
If the sea was vodka, and I was a duck.
I would swim to the bottom, and drink my way up.
But the sea isn't vodka, and I'm not a duck.
So give me the vodka, and stfu.
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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2014, 10:31:15 AM »
Didn't read the post.  Voted for all the options.
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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2014, 10:35:56 AM »
Am I the only one who finds this absolutely hilarious?
No. Don't give Mike any positive feedback or he will get too uppity.
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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2014, 02:29:45 PM »
No. Don't give Mike any positive feedback or he will get too uppity.
We like to keep him repressed and submissive.

But we're not English and he's not from Australia...
Is illmotion's sunday school where you learn about how Stance Jesus scraped for your sins?
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Re: Should Asstuna attend Sunday School?
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2014, 09:25:10 PM »
Since its illmotion I think shane should put the car back down to Cmyles height and enter it.  Rest that itchbay on her tires.

He should do various calculations first so its even funnier then the first time he got the right ride height...... slammed it