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Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen - Picture Dump
« on: March 24, 2018, 05:10:40 pm »
Well, as you may or may not know, our third child was born in February.  We thought we'd try and see if our growing family could survive with the STI, but through a myriad of reasons, including but not limited to,
  • increasing mileage
  • rust
  • disappointing race season
  • growing contempt from neighbours
  • wanting to try something new

I felt it was time to move on.  The new owner is excited and I'm excited it sold so quickly and painlessly.  It'll be painful to watch what happens to it but...  I wash my hands clean of it.  Right?

Anyway, you're not here to read my laments of lost love and remorse, so in the words of the great former Governor of California, I...

Quote from: Scharzenegger
...finally possess my own f*****g tank!









I present to you, this 2006 X5 4.8is:


Das Rindfleischkuchen
by Jonny W, on Flickr

I have a surprisingly low amount of pictures for having owned the thing for 2 weeks now, but my gosh, life is busy.  In fact, I've been piecing this post for a week now.  Some cool things: 

  • Panoramic sunroof
  • Heated everything
  • Automatic everything
  • Black leather everything
  • V8
  • It's blue
  • More power than my STI could ever dream of
  • It's a BMW

But the really special thing about this particular X5 is the 4.8is badge.  This is the 4.6L bored and stroked to 4.8 and tuned by Alpina and they use their own spec'd crank, pistons and cam.
 So, it looks like an unassuming SUV, but I love the sleeper quality of it.  The acceleration is impressive but moreso is the noise.  It's not as quick as the STI but it still pulls strong, especially below 4000RPM.  I can still make it go slideways in the ice and snow :D  Oddly enough, I don't really miss having a clutch (yet) and the 6 speed gearbox shifts smoothly and rationally.  So far, it shifts intuitively when I would want it to and I haven't really felt any desire to use the tiptronic feature.  I must be growing old. 

Wait, old?  People need to hear the V8.  So an exhaust is high on the priority.  As is though, it sounds like a muscle car. 

And it looks muscular.  I've always liked the styling of these older BMW's.  Particularly the kidney grills, and the square boxy lines with slightly rounded corners. 

OK, I'm out of time, but I'll post this for now.  More deets, pics and family reaction to come!
uckfay, Johnny with the back-handed slap. You're clearly the Oracle.

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2018, 05:26:39 pm »
Congrats! Looks nice!

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2018, 05:32:28 pm »
Love it.
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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2018, 06:21:13 pm »
My friend had a moderately spec'd '06 X5 a couple of years ago, and despite my hesitations, I actually grew to kind of like it! Seemed to have a decent amount of space and power and I can see it fitting in well with a family who has a petrolhead as the owner.

Congrats on your purchase!

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2018, 07:37:42 pm »
Does it have the weird thing on the steering column that moves up and down and makes a weird clicking noise? I don't think a lot of BMWs have that..

 ;)
In all seriousness though, does it have the type of signal stalk that you have to push the opposite way to stop your signal, which then hits your other side? My mom's x3 is aggravating in that way, it almost makes me not want to use them either...
Congrats on the switch! I do think I like BMW blue more than WRB...

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2018, 07:43:20 pm »
Nice colour. I don't think I've seen many around that are this blue.

In all seriousness though, does it have the type of signal stalk that you have to push the opposite way to stop your signal, which then hits your other side? My mom's x3 is aggravating in that way, it almost makes me not want to use them either...
Can't you just hold the switch instead of pushing it all the way?

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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2018, 08:52:06 pm »
Can't you just hold the switch instead of pushing it all the way?
Not that I recall.. It didn't have any leeway, just notched down or up or nothing at all

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2018, 10:17:38 pm »
Or is it one of those two stage stalks, where a tap only has three signal pulses, or if it clicks all the way down you're turning at a light.
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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2018, 11:02:18 pm »
Does it have the weird thing on the steering column that moves up and down and makes a weird clicking noise? I don't think a lot of BMWs have that..

 ;)
In all seriousness though, does it have the type of signal stalk that you have to push the opposite way to stop your signal, which then hits your other side? My mom's x3 is aggravating in that way, it almost makes me not want to use them either...
Congrats on the switch! I do think I like BMW blue more than WRB...

It's a pretty mature blue, but I do love WRB.  Gideon loves it for it's blue, but he misses the vrrrroooom-pshhhh of the STI. 

I haven't had any issues with the turn signal.  It's like any other turn signal out there!

Some more pics!


P_20180324_211341
by jean valjean, on Flickr

P_20180324_211430 by jean valjean, on Flickr

This will have to change.  That is some mega-tuck.


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by jean valjean, on Flickr

Here's a video of what my kids think.  If you want to hear the exhaust on a cold start, skip to 1:04

uckfay, Johnny with the back-handed slap. You're clearly the Oracle.

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2018, 11:30:40 pm »
Yess Jonny! You cook das beef!!

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2018, 11:36:23 pm »
Yess Jonny! You cook das beef!!


... Rindfleisch kuchen is Beef Cake.
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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2018, 01:15:12 am »
Did you buy this just because it has the same bolt pattern and tire diameter as the minivan? #Frugal

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2018, 02:02:08 am »
Straight pipe it? ::)
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2018, 09:30:08 am »
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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2018, 09:52:58 am »
Yes.
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I would swim to the bottom, and drink my way up.
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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2018, 10:03:28 am »
Congrats on the new ride Johnny! Straight piping it should keep the neighbours happy. I say do it.
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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2018, 10:19:26 am »
It sounds surprisingly tame, until he steps on it.
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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2018, 10:44:43 am »
I've always had a soft spot for that generation of X5, glad you've found a shining example.


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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2018, 10:51:36 am »
Is there an x-pipe in the factory exhaust system?

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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2018, 10:24:37 pm »
Next mod ?


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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2018, 02:34:55 pm »
Nice purchase!  8)


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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2018, 02:44:16 pm »
So jellynuts

After we finished working on the headlights, as I was getting ready for bed it dawned on me that one headlight assembly may be different. As in, the coating on the plastic/the plastic itself
was much harder; which explains why my sanding didn't do much for getting an even haze. It also explains why the PlastX didn't cut and polish as aggressively as I would have liked.

This was Canuckrz inkling too when he saw it at the meet.


Otherwise. It sounds good and welcome to having real angel-eyes.



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Re: Jellynuts New Tank - Das Rindfleischkuchen
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2018, 03:03:44 pm »
Take a grinder to it. Ask rednwhite

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« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2018, 03:11:27 pm »
Take a grinder to it. Ask rednwhite

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Works like a hot damn.

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« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2018, 03:37:47 pm »
Asstuna knows all about Grindr...
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