Did some suspension stuff at 4150 miles. Front Koni's turned up after being re-valved by Jeff Wong at ProParts USA.
Spent a ridiculous amount of time wanking around trying to remove the tophat nuts which were buried under the windshield trim. Right side:
Left side (are you uckfaying kidding me Ford, you untcays?). Many uckfays were given:
Got excited, took a before photo of the first side
Part way through sent a "stop texting me" photo to the wife
We're done here. I'm opening a beer.
Adjusted the rear koni's back half a turn to see if the car stops trying to over-rotate.
Made the mistake today of grocery shopping at the same time as the panicked mob. Watched people taking entire boxes of canned goods from the shelves. At least it wasn't toilet paper. But hey, buy some uckfaying salsa to eat your toilet paper with.