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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #250 on: November 04, 2018, 04:32:50 pm »
You stupid monkey!
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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #251 on: November 05, 2018, 08:00:24 am »
And the worst possible way.  -A tale of two cities. 

I'm a bit envious.

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #252 on: November 05, 2018, 04:27:39 pm »
It was the best of cars, it was the worst of cars.

...the blurst of cars, you damn, dirty ape. 
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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #253 on: November 06, 2018, 09:04:23 am »
Found some 13" wheels, with winters. Installed.

Checked oil, needed some. Found suitable oil


Went for jaunt.


It had a blurst of speed, once.
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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #254 on: November 06, 2018, 09:27:09 am »
Hey, the speedo is working again!

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #255 on: November 06, 2018, 10:19:23 am »
Hey, the speedo is working again!

That's what happens when you tighten the nut behind the wheel man.  You obviously hadn't done that during ownership.

it's super important.

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #256 on: November 06, 2018, 10:27:01 am »
That's what happens when you tighten the nut behind the wheel man.  You obviously hadn't done that during ownership.

it's super important.
I tightened it whenever the wheel started to come off.

Oh yeah I didn't tell Brian that before I sold the car. Thank God you were here.

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #257 on: November 06, 2018, 11:39:13 am »
Thank God you were here.

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #258 on: November 06, 2018, 12:25:29 pm »
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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #259 on: November 06, 2018, 12:40:16 pm »
Does the speedo buzz and bounce around when it is cold?

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #260 on: November 06, 2018, 03:48:02 pm »
Does the speedo buzz and bounce around when it is cold?
It gets obsessed with 70-ish km/h, and the exact interval within 70 km/h varies depending on your true speed (100 km/h reads as about 76 km/h, 50 km/h is about 73).

It does not always exhibit this behaviour. Sometimes, you can have multiple days in a row where things are fine. Then it will decide to just isspay on your entire week. This makes it annoying to troubleshoot.

When you fully stop, it drops to 16-ish km/h. At this point if you rap on the binnacle just right the gauge will drop to 0 km/h and about 1 in 20 times this fixes it for the rest of the journey. There's a little bit of needle jitter at certain speeds, but that's just character.

Consistently going over 100km/h for a long period of time also eventually fixes it. Peeling out from a stoplight fixes it more often than anything else, I think the sharp jerk unsticks the motor.

Different parts of the car vibrate at different speeds, and the factory limiter is at 100km/h, so you can still tell your speed fairly accurately without the speedo with a trained ear and/or practice.

I replaced the VSS with a brand new one, but I never tried to scope the VSS to see if the transmission part is telling the truth (kind of hard to scope at 100km/h anyway). With all the other little electrical problems in the car, I'm willing to assume it's a dicky ground or the cold solder joints that usually affect these cars' clusters, but since knocking on it makes the needle go back down, it could also be a bad motor.

My reason for suspecting the grounds is that since the VSS head sends PWM pulses that are supposed to grow in frequency with the road speed of the car, the speedo logic might not be able to tell the difference between noise and the actual pulse. Also, the previous owner put a ittshay voltage regulator in this thing and blew out all the power filtering caps on the power rail of the ECU, so probably anything that deals with 5/12V is hurtin'.

The main ECU ground is clean, at least - I made sure of that when I was diagnosing what turned out to be an ECU failure.

Hotter temperature makes it worse, but the headlights and cluster lighting are a little spotty sometimes when it's cold outside..

I was going to replace the cluster but then I didn't. The dash plastics are huge unsupported chunks of 26-year-old ABS that are fragile.

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #261 on: November 06, 2018, 04:24:14 pm »
Weird. I had assumed the EG had a mechanical speedo like the DA and EF. The cable on my DA just needed some oil and then it worked like a champ.

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #262 on: November 11, 2018, 11:08:28 am »
Weird. I had assumed the EG had a mechanical speedo like the DA and EF. The cable on my DA just needed some oil and then it worked like a champ.


I'll have to try some lube on it.




Picked up some more stuff from Mike. What a little pack rat.
Subframe, DC Integra quick rack, axle shafts, and some 13" wheels.

All of it fit into the back of the Altezza with room to spare...

"Yeah, you're gonna need to bring a truck" So Cole and I went to get it... wasn't necessary. Ah well, better safe than sorry.

So the plan is to manual conversion the Integra rack and install.
 
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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #263 on: November 11, 2018, 11:11:21 am »
At least I got to see Cole's beard.

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Re: Green EG and Ham: Or, National Lampoon's Tahitian Vacation
« Reply #264 on: November 11, 2018, 11:24:04 am »
At least I got to see Cole's beard.

And hear my truck's mighty flowmasters. 8)

And I got to see you again, and see your collection of stuffs  :)

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« Reply #265 on: November 11, 2018, 11:41:36 am »
And hear my truck's mighty flowmasters. 8)

And I got to see you again, and see your collection of stuffs  :)

(Dat tractor female deer)
Come back sometime and drive it.

That truck is cleaner than it really should be for a beater.