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Offline Asstuna

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Asstuna's Jiz
« on: May 21, 2014, 07:11:55 pm »
Lolwut?

Yes.

For instant old guy just add Forester.

2014-11-07 engage winter mode


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Red - Planned

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Summer Rim: OEM 18x7 +48; Dark grey with machined finish
Summer Tire: Bridgestone Dueler H/L 225/55R18 All Seasons
Winter Rim: Rota Torque 17x8 +48; Gunmetal
Winter Tire: Nokian Studded Hakkapeliita 8 235/55R17 (10820-18480 km)

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Escort 9500ix Radar Detector (stolen from the Bee)
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Subaru OEM trunk liner (which fits surprisingly well)
30% front, 20% rear tint

Subaru oil change at  3295 km (A service)
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Offline Asstuna

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 11:10:30 am »
I pick it up on Saturday.
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Offline LilDrunkenSmurf

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 11:19:03 am »
So when can I see your new Ferrari 458?
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If the sea was vodka, and I was a duck.
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But the sea isn't vodka, and I'm not a duck.
So give me the vodka, and stfu.
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Offline Asstuna

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2014, 11:52:52 am »
Now unlocked for comment.

She's not named yet. We're waiting for her personality to become apparent.
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Offline snackers

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2014, 12:01:44 pm »
Dem stock wheels...


...no seriously. Gross. Replace those.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2014, 12:21:14 pm »
Yes!!! One of us one of us.
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Offline Brianmachinist

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2014, 02:51:09 pm »
grats.  how many subarus until you get a free one lol
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Offline Arcturus

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2014, 03:46:35 pm »
Is this replacing the "Pumpkin"?
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2014, 06:04:04 pm »
Anyone want to take bets on when this is going to become another project?
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Offline RedndWhite

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2014, 07:18:27 pm »
Quote from: Arcturus on May 25, 2014, 03:46:35 pm
Is this replacing the "Pumpkin"?

 I *think* it goes as follows:

"Pumpkin the Winter Squash", "The Bee's Knees Summer Runner", and "Missus' Car Hands Off!!"
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2014, 07:19:43 pm »
Quote from: RedndWhite on May 25, 2014, 07:18:27 pm
I *think* it goes as follows:

"Pumpkin the Winter Squash", "The Bee's Knees Summer Runner", and "Missus' Car Hands Off!!"
^ That's pretty darn close
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Offline Arcturus

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2014, 07:23:49 pm »
Quote from: THE EDJ on May 25, 2014, 06:04:04 pm
Anyone want to take bets on when this is going to become another project?

He probably detailed the car during the test drive. ;)
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Offline Asstuna

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2014, 08:04:42 pm »
Quote from: Arcturus on May 25, 2014, 07:23:49 pm
He probably detailed the car during the test drive. ;)
You know what? I came close to giving it a quick rub down on the inside. I ended up running out of time so I considered bringing up a box of stuff to show it some love in the short time period between finishing work and going to sleep while on site assignment.
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Offline ZiG

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2014, 09:53:02 pm »
I....want to come work at your company please. So I can buy cars like you do.  ^-^
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2014, 10:21:43 pm »
The Foz is more of the "Take out to the field" car.
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If the sea was vodka, and I was a duck.
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But the sea isn't vodka, and I'm not a duck.
So give me the vodka, and stfu.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2014, 10:37:52 pm »
Quote from: LilDrunkenSmurf on May 25, 2014, 10:21:43 pm
The Foz is more of the "Take out to the field" car.

Have to get to the sheep somehow.
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Offline Claw

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2014, 11:21:13 pm »
Nice, another white one. :D

You'd be happy to know those BRZ LCA's will fit on the FXT.  Have a look at this guy's build thread.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2014, 07:46:31 am »
Quote from: snackers on May 25, 2014, 12:01:44 pm
Dem stock wheels...


...no seriously. Gross. Replace those.


Here's an option if they don't end up as track tires... which is the case right now given there's no track nearby.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2014, 10:17:31 am »
Way to go. Fozzin' on the company dime.
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Offline Asstuna

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2014, 06:25:44 pm »
Sorry I had to run you in on the highway darlin'.
How about I throw you into S# and run through the revs occasionally?


Oh, her name is Jem. Looks normal on the outside, but parties on the inside.


Sounds better than Mullet; business at the front, party at the back.
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2014, 07:43:15 pm »
But is it truly outrageous?  ???
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2014, 12:42:12 am »
Does your Forester run a boarding house for troubled and orphaned girls?
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2014, 09:34:56 am »
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2014, 09:42:05 am »
Quote from: ultimatt on May 27, 2014, 09:34:56 am


rofl.  Well at least he didn't name it Jiz.. cuz that would be a little disturbing.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2014, 10:08:40 am »
Quote from: Asstuna on May 26, 2014, 06:25:44 pm

What's this from? I've seen it but can't remember..
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