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Offline Asstuna

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Asstuna's Jiz
« on: May 21, 2014, 07:11:55 PM »
Lolwut?

Yes.

For instant old guy just add Forester.

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Summer Rim: OEM 18x7 +48; Dark grey with machined finish
Summer Tire: Bridgestone Dueler H/L 225/55R18 All Seasons
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Offline Asstuna

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 11:10:30 AM »
I pick it up on Saturday.

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 11:19:03 AM »
So when can I see your new Ferrari 458?
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2014, 11:52:52 AM »
Now unlocked for comment.

She's not named yet. We're waiting for her personality to become apparent.

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2014, 12:01:44 PM »
Dem stock wheels...


...no seriously. Gross. Replace those.

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2014, 12:21:14 PM »
Yes!!! One of us one of us.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2014, 02:51:09 PM »
grats.  how many subarus until you get a free one lol

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2014, 03:46:35 PM »
Is this replacing the "Pumpkin"?
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2014, 06:04:04 PM »
Anyone want to take bets on when this is going to become another project?
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2014, 07:18:27 PM »
Is this replacing the "Pumpkin"?

 I *think* it goes as follows:

"Pumpkin the Winter Squash", "The Bee's Knees Summer Runner", and "Missus' Car Hands Off!!"
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2014, 07:19:43 PM »
I *think* it goes as follows:

"Pumpkin the Winter Squash", "The Bee's Knees Summer Runner", and "Missus' Car Hands Off!!"
^ That's pretty darn close

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2014, 07:23:49 PM »
Anyone want to take bets on when this is going to become another project?

He probably detailed the car during the test drive. ;)
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2014, 08:04:42 PM »
He probably detailed the car during the test drive. ;)
You know what? I came close to giving it a quick rub down on the inside. I ended up running out of time so I considered bringing up a box of stuff to show it some love in the short time period between finishing work and going to sleep while on site assignment.

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2014, 09:53:02 PM »
I....want to come work at your company please. So I can buy cars like you do.  ^-^

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2014, 10:21:43 PM »
The Foz is more of the "Take out to the field" car.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2014, 10:37:52 PM »
The Foz is more of the "Take out to the field" car.

Have to get to the sheep somehow.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2014, 11:21:13 PM »
Nice, another white one. :D

You'd be happy to know those BRZ LCA's will fit on the FXT.  Have a look at this guy's build thread.
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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2014, 07:46:31 AM »
Dem stock wheels...


...no seriously. Gross. Replace those.


Here's an option if they don't end up as track tires... which is the case right now given there's no track nearby.

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2014, 10:17:31 AM »
Way to go. Fozzin' on the company dime.

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2014, 06:25:44 PM »
Sorry I had to run you in on the highway darlin'.
How about I throw you into S# and run through the revs occasionally?


Oh, her name is Jem. Looks normal on the outside, but parties on the inside.


Sounds better than Mullet; business at the front, party at the back.

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2014, 07:43:15 PM »
But is it truly outrageous???
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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2014, 12:42:12 AM »
Does your Forester run a boarding house for troubled and orphaned girls?

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2014, 09:34:56 AM »
<+  Hurrbie> becuase ultimasshole

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Re: Asstuna's Forester Jem
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2014, 09:42:05 AM »


rofl.  Well at least he didn't name it Jiz.. cuz that would be a little disturbing.

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Re: Asstuna bought another car
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2014, 10:08:40 AM »

What's this from? I've seen it but can't remember..
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